Internet Posts, Promises, and Proclamations That Aged Like Milk

Mel Dawn

Aug 27, 2023 3:00 PM EDT

While the things that lead up to trends and historical events seem obvious in retrospect, predicting things that haven't happened yet is much more challenging than it might seem. People shouldn't be so arrogant when they make overconfident and often pessimistic forecasts about the future, because no one can foretell the exact course of events. When you are correct, you may appear to be a big shot, but tweet something that ages like milk and you may end up on a list just like this. We've gathered some genuine gems from r/AgedLikeMilk, so if you enjoy finding humor in people being extremely wrong, you're in luck.

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via u/FakePlants1

Safety regulations? Who needs 'em.
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via u/ThePopDaddy

"This game made me use both hands at the same time! Two thumbs down."
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via u/Inspire_resistal

Can we get a wellness check for Jon's left testicle?
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via u/john_rabb

They all knew exactly what they were doing.
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via u/jablanovix

"Pure" my ass.
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via u/bycrackybygum

Fifty years and millions of cases of diabetes later…
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via u/Logical_Scientist221

Got 'em.
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via u/SunderedValley

Big yikes.
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via u/radiatia

Welp.
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via u/Sarahlicity

Aged like rad milk.
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via u/EtheDemon

Oof…that's gotta hurt.
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via u/usa2z

Incredible prediction from 1913.
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via u/SackCody

You had one job.
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via u/Fertility18

Perhaps you should be asking yourself the same question, Jordan.
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via u/damn_boy17

"Aaaaaaany day now, we swear!"
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via u/Unknown_769802773

It's safe to assume that everyone on Reddit is a potential troll, but doing a quick Google search only takes a few seconds.
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via u/16yYPueES4LaZrbJLhPW

Somewhere Valve's Steam Deck is chuckling maniacally.
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via u/Upbeat_Mission23

What a joke.
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via u/Pleasure_to_Burn

Pain.